Look, I don't know who Florida is playing in the first round of the NCAA tourney. I googled, "North South East West University School" and got no results. So as far as I know, this opponent is completely made up and Florida is already in the 2nd round, which is pretty awesome. Big time kudos to the selection committee for giving an imaginary school a #14 seed. WHY AIN'T YOU BITCHIN' ABOUT THAT, JAY BILAS????
Founded: 1989. Washed up onshore in Myrtle Beach, SC after Hurricane Hugo rolled through. Town folk fixed it up real nice like. After some time, it packed up its things and moseyed on out of town. Headed west they say.
Location: To locate this school, press: North, North, South, South, West, East, West, East, B, A, Start.
Famous Alum: The Marlboro Man. Welcome to Flavor County, which is just north, but not too north, from the university's southwestern satellite campus.