|And that's as far as Ablamlala fans can|
go in the alphabet.
Founded: 1924 by brothers, Donnie and Ronnie Feingold, who thought it would be hilarious if a couple of educated Jews from New York started an institute of higher learning in a state with such a comically low IQ.
Enrollment: 31,747. I'm shocked they can count that high. Someone's been watching Team Umizoomi.
Famous Alum: Bernie Madoff. Just goes to show you, the football program isn't the only part of the university that's corrupt.
Head Coach: Ornery little lawn gnome, Nick Saban. 16th season overall (138-53-1). 5th season at Ablamaba (47-11). I'm a little surprised by that record because talking to Tide fans, I was under the impression he was undefeated for his career.