Founded: Fuck if I know.
Location: Your guess is as good as mine.
Enrollment: Can't be that many...20?
Famous Alum: *Shrugs*
Conference: Uhhhh, Colonial?
Head Coach: OH! I KNOW THIS...It's um, ah, what's his name? Pretty sure I heard it on TV or saw it on Twitter during the Missouri game. I wanna say, Frank? No, I'm thinking of Frank Haith. I really wasn't paying attention. I was playing Draw Something with a friend. Goddamn that game's addicting. I actually just started playing yesterday. My coworkers got me hooked. We spent the entire day playing. Did not get a single thing done at work. I frequently like to draw RoboCop in hopes that if I ever get the chance to draw him, I'll nail it because of all the practice I put in. I'm willing to piss off my friends and even lose a few, but when the day comes that Draw Something asks me to sketch the Silver Knight of Detroit, everyone will understand that it was all worth it when they gaze upon the glorious work of art in the palm of their hand. Anywhoozers, what was I talking about? I don't know. Fuck it. I forget.
Season Record: Let's see, they're a 15 seed, so I'm gonna say something like 19-12. That's usually a typical 15 seed record, right?
Strengths: Being completely unknown. Convincing people they exist. Ruining people's precious fucking brackets.
Weaknesses: Lying to people that Norfolk is an actual state.
Player To Watch: Who cares?
Fun Fact: I know nothing about Norfolk State and I wish for it to remain that way forever. IGNORANCE IS POWER!