Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Easley Not Ruling Out Murdering Someone This Weekend

Junior defensive tackle Dominique Easley met with the media Tuesday morning and made some eye-opening comments about Saturday's game against Georgia. "I'm not saying I will, but if someone dies Saturday, oh well," he told reporters. Florida lost last year's meeting in Jacksonville 24-20 and Easley has been seeking revenge ever since. He said he has watched the tape from that game numerous times and wants to come out on Saturday and hurt Georgia. "Did you see what Ndamukong Suh did to (Jay) Cutler last night on Monday Night football? I want to do that to Aaron Murray, but, like, maybe he dies." Asked if he might want to tone down his comments, Easley declined. Adding, "Look, don't get me wrong, I'm a nice guy, but that's just football, man. People die all the time playing this game. That's the risk you take when you strap on this helmet and try and hit someone in the throat. Stuff happens. Ain't nothing wrong with wanting to take your opponents soul."

4 comments:

  1. Dawg fans just now caught on that this is satire.
    http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=135&f=1073&t=10059461 (Worth signing up a free account just to see these bozos having a hissy fit)

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  2. Hope Easley takes exception to this and takes action against you.

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  3. "That Dominique Easley guy is malicious, just like grandma's chocolate chip cookies."

    - Idiot UGA fans over on scout.com

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  4. moronic UGA fans. Sorry to be redundant.

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